Sunday, 15 March 2009

HYPEBEAST (A definition for all those of you who think it's cool to be hype)!

HYPEBEAST (Taken from Urban Dictionary)
A stuck-up, self-centered young person who only wears hyped up streetwear brands including Stussy, Crooks & Castles, Orisue ect. Hypebeasts are often sneakerheads with a generic sense of style that often entails wearing neon colored sb dunks paired with new era fitted hats and god awful all over print hoodies and jeans so tight that they cut off the wearer's circulation to the brain. Hypebeast fashion sense is loosely based on the classic urban fashion sense of the 90s & 80s. But these hipster streetwear kids always O.D. on retro style. How are you gonna be born in 1991, and dress like you are a teenager in 1984? Most hypebeasts get their carbon-copied style from magazines like Complex and online forums dedicated to such streetwear.

Hypebeasts usually live in and around the urban centers of Los Angeles, the San Francisco Bay Area, New York City and D.C. However, many cities across the country including Baltimore, Philly and the rougher boroughs of NYC (i.e. Brooklyn) maintain their distinct local urban style which differs greatly from the semi-homosexual hypebeast style. Since many hypebeasts hail from soft, posh suburban environments, they would probably get stomped the fuck out by twenty different pairs of Timberland boots and Air force 1's if they dare tread in the ghettos of such cities.

Although hypebeasts come from all different racial backgrounds, more often then not, most hypebeasts are Filipino or some other type of Asian because most of the hypebeast fashion brands were founded by Asians from California (i.e. Crooks & Castles, The Hundreds and LRG). This is a very recent social phenomenon because back in the 90s, urban fashion was usually strictly worn by blacks, latinos and certain whites who actually lived in urban areas.
Those hypebeast kids sitting at that table over there think their the shit. But their style is so homo. All of those short pussy mawfuckers would get beat the fuck up if they took a trip to say ... North Philly, Jamaica, Queens, West Baltimore or anywhere that was a real ghetto.


TAKEN FROM URBAN DICTIONARY!!! READ AND LEARN!!
I FEEL THIS.
BE FUCKING REAL OR DUCK OUT.

This may be using the states as a reference but this is happening over here in the UK now and it's pissing me off. As a girl from ends who was born with nothing! Nothing pisses me off more than seeing these idiots.
I don't really care what u think! Anyone wanna say shit u will get stomped out like it says.

I've got my opinion across now I will stop hatin and let u get on with ur lives.

3 comments:

Jason said...

KEEP THE HATE COMING!!

I can't stand the fact that HUF and Supreme are classed as hype nowadays. they're fucking skate companies! People that don't know this are fucking useless. I know that skating has influenced street fashion for a long time, but it's taking the piss now. Basically, my view is rep don't do it! And even then, how long til that's taken away from skateboarding as "fashion"?

ZOLTAN!! said...

YES JASON!!

Secret Sober Mum said...

Thankyouuuu

haha