UB40

only just rediscovered this tune from a ub40 best of lying in my kitchen.
ub4o was always one of those bands i shyed away from because the media rinsed them and they just became a bit cliché, you know when your a yout and your mum plays music and you dont take the time to listen to it coz its being played at a level which inturrupts your viewing of angry beavers or some shit. either way i never knew the artist just always knew that horn section, legendary!

enjoy

I'M ON A POST HYPEEEEEEE.

VIRTUAL WEST END FOR LAZY GITS.
Kinda dope though...

Click troo for the full run down coz it's wrong to copy and paste and i'm too tired to type anything...

SORRY!

Times Online Article..

Peace.

POOOOOOOOLS!

“We have more pools than we know what to do with”

Clocked this on NY Times Article

FUCK THE BERRICS

My mates Robin , Casper, Ant and all their mates at Square One are having a massive game of skate.

Watch it you pricks.

http://squareoneuk.blogspot.com/

WEED FO FREEEEEEEE!

Thank you market place floor =]
time for a bong

VICE CITY

so live!!

www.myspace.com/vicecityhc

DEATHWISH

this WILL be mine!!!!!!!

i actually love ebay sometimes, watch how i get snaaaaked out of it

NEVER GETS OLD!

JAMAL SMITH..............................YO!

jj.am (HONOURARY) g.o.t.w

this is just pure jokes, while picking the GIRL OF THE WEEK this week
we stumbled across this hilarious photo. although there is a half naked trick in the photo we were more interested in the stoner rambling written all over the walls and that poor bewildered cat.........WHY IS THERE A CAT THERE?
lol

How To Open A Bottle Of Champagne With A Sword

THAT'S A VIDEO!

JJ.AM GIRL OF THE WEEK #3

Peep dis.


PENG-A-LENG.

SHE'D GET SESSIONED.

I FEEL TO BANG HER.

ETC.

Jake...

DEVIL MONEY

The contents of corals devil purse
£6.66
The queen approves
=]

BURNING ANGEL

Im sure since the suicide girls boom you've clocked more and more people wanting to use tattooed girls in their sets but instead of getting REAL girls with REAL tattoos (and piercings) they usually use some fresh of the boat sex trafficed chick with a tribal design on her lower back sitting on a motorcycle......NOT THE SAME!. Burning angel in a nutshell- 'alt girls fucking'. doesnt have to be no meaning behind it, dont have to change the industry and shit just show us what we want, in Rosario Dawsons words 'hard-core, pound, fucking!'
ive been aware of BA for a couple of years now ever since i saw kylee kross on the cover of bizzare and fell in love pretty much.

Today i found that you can sign up to advertise buff, tattooed porn stars

do i really need to say much else, just be prepared for these to pop up eeeeeeeverywhere

=]

peaaace

Negro Flip

JJ.AM GIRL OF THE WEEK #2

The nipple piercings smack it.com

Mike Jones/ Mikhail Bortnik x Altamont

Applying his shit-kicking Midwest upbringing to the no-nonsense approach of the East Coast, Brooklyn-based artist Mike Jones has subtly infiltrated the apparel world with his bold graphic style. His clients include Mishka, Mighty Healthy, Reason Beautiful / Decay, SHQ, Mad Decent, Kid Robot, and now Altamont. Mike's graphic work embodies a diverse array of styles and draws on his fondness for crass humor, tits and ass, loud music and cartoon mutants. Currently, he can be found drawing pictures, drinking beer and keeping it trill.

Mikhail Bortnik was born in 1978 in the former Soviet Republic of the Ukraine. At the age of one, his family left their country of birth for Brooklyn, New York. Due to limited resources and permission, Mikhail had to be smuggled out of the USSR in a suitcase. He has done art and design work for Marvel comics, advertising and children's book publishing before founding Mishka NYC in 2003. He is currently the co-owner and creative director of Mishka NYC and still lives in Brooklyn.

(copied from the altamonet site.......DO SUMMIT!)

URBAN DIVTIONARY KILLED IT AGAIN

1.	hood hopping
	When a person goes into another gang with opposite color; a busta This nigka was a B-Dawg now he a cKraB..
2.	hood hopping
	Formal Definition: When an individual or group travels from one neighborhood to the next; sometimes with the intent to find someone and cause harm to them. Informal Definition: When niggas bounce from hood to hood lookin for dem niggas to clap. Yo, I hear that dude Nawty was talkin that shit, so we bout to do some hood hopping and find this nigga. LOL

ALAADIN FROM COMPTON

ARTY PORN

this is what it would look like if ikea started selling generic mass produced souvenir porn mags,
how can girls try and say blowjobs lack intimacy or class? look at that setting, it looks like he's getting head while overlooking a parisian canal at sunrise lol

WESTFIELDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

CAAAAAAAAKES!!!!


THIS GUYS GARM UPSETS ME!!

VANS STORE HAS A BUILT IN VERT WALL!!!!!

THIS NEEEEEEEDS TO GET SESSIONED!!

Marble blocks..........ARE YOU DUUUUUUMB!!!!!

This brere was just jammin outside bush station,
needless to say here now stands a 'fatal incident' notice.

in conclusion westfielfds is on point. for girls theres everything i swear, topshop, H&M and wvatever else women spend P on
and for guys theres BAAAAAAAAAAAARE POOM, seriously! i would suggest to wait till the hypes gone down a bit then it will be a jaaaaaam!! did manage to find a sick kid robot hat though but mans bruuuuck.

banksy exhibition

HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL

if high school musical was actually just full of this i would staaaaaaandardly buy the box set
but until then heres Vanessa Hudgens naked. although everyone's seen it already i thought it deserved a spot on the blog. bare jokes how innocent she looks in the first photo, too bad the background looks like microsoft publisher just vomited on her, hate that shit.

rar BARE BUSH only just clocked lol

JAILBATE X CARDIEL

one of the most merorable days of 2008 for me, meeting skateboard O.G john cardiel. was so wierd how and when it happened. me and jake bumped into him as he was cycling down carnaby street yelling some shit the day after i watched his epicaly later'd video which is also fucking moving. I got into cardiel maaaaaad late but it still!!






BAD MAN!

some bullshiiiiit

how does this happen??
seriously i want to know lol

JJ.AM GIRL OF THE WEEK

ok this is gonna be baaare fun, me and jake are huge pervs lol

nah we just 'appriciate the femle form'. ever since jake introduced me to jj.am its never did me wrong. a long stiry short were gonna look at a bunch of naked chicks and decide the best every week =] were not ONLY rating girls on jj.am but anyone we thinks fit tbh.

coz its the first and coz i couldnt chose which one to put up
i thought i'd just put a few up
it only mean MO BITCHES for you lot

is it just me or is there already a pattern emerhing here

SCARFACE (PS2)

if there was any better solution to this fuckery we call weather its this, for those who aint played it yet its like the love child of GTA and (funnily enough) The SIMS with a South American twist

BANGIN!

JAMES BROWN IS A DON!

HAHA

VORTEX GRAVITY BONG!

please believe im copping one

=]

MODELS NEEEEEEEEEDED!!

Ok its coming up to that point when we need to find girls to feature in the mag. Coz we have a varied taste in women we wont discriminate on the normal ppl. basically what were looking for is TATTOOS and PIERCINGS, thats the main thing apart from that it would help if you were confident, mature, fun, open-minded and cool with us probably being high most of the time lol. we'll be asking you to model a variety of different items of clothing but mainly street fashion but who knows, basically if your bare indie then u might not want to bother. the other big point is theres gonna be a slightly sexual undertone to the magazine so as many girls who are comfortable with a bit of nudity are welcome but we can go over all that in detail so we dont get taken to court or some shit.

anyone thats interested can you send your name, age and a photo of yourself to

jail.bate@hotmail.com

this looks raaaw!

DOCUMENT +1/ MY 20th BIRTHDAY =]

Home-Made Quesadilla

Step 1: get the meat of choice (i used chicken), cheese and tortilla wraps.











Step 2: grate the cheese into a container and pull the meat off the bone and place in a seperate container.












Step 3: warm up the meat of choice and place on top of ONE flat tortilla wrap.










Step 4: place the grated cheese on top of the meat













Step 5: cover the whole thing with another tortilla wrap. at this point i realised i'd just made a sandwich lol











Step 6: place into the grill and keep checking until the cheese has melted both wraps together but isn't too crispy












Step 7: MUNCH IT! at this point i like to mix hot sauce and mayonnaise to make 'peppernaise', unfortunately im broke so i didnt have any hot sauce in the demo but im sure i dont have to show you how to use hot sauce.






enjoyyyyy =]

shier vs peterson