Wednesday, 4 March 2009

The Epitome Of 'COOL'

was randomly clicking about on google and stumbled across this picture of james brown chillin and a series of thoughts went through my head at once. firstly this photo jut oozes with 'COOL' and 'what other celebrities deserve the 'Jailbate Crown Of Coolness?', this is who made the cut.


JAMES BROWN - if you can be ugly as fuck but draw GYAAAAAAL, make CHOOOONS, AND look steezy at the same time, has anyone seen his drunken ramblings on some american news show on youtube yet? fucking hilarious.


ANDRÉ 300 - as steezy as he is confusing , this gyy knooooooows gaaaaaaarm, andre 3000 is who kanye west wakes up everyday and wishes he was
"where is erykah badu at?" lol


GEORGE CLINTON - funk pioneer and the founder of both Parliment and Funkadelic which later merged to for parliment funkadelic. this gusy bee rocking multi-coloured dreads for as long as i can remember and he's stil a G, not all can pull of that look, if my nan ever tried to bowl down east street market with this steez she would get jump kick before she left the yard fam. george clinton, truely a G.


KATT WILLIAMS - apart from being one of the sickest comics alive katt williams is actually a very educated brere and a top bunner ZOOP ZOOP =] you'ld never think you would get good life lessons from a 5 1/2 foot, stoner comic but you'ld be supprised


LIL' KIM - True ride or die chick, she can spit and shes caaaaaaj about fucking i'm sure everyone has probably brushed up on their lil kim knowledge lately with the Notorious film just dropping so i needn't go into all that.. Lil' kim reps it hard for the gangstressess who are getting theirs and its sick. more girls need to be thinking straight, if i guys gonna play you anyway make sure you get yours in the process.


?uest Love - drummer from 'The Roots' mainly put him in coz he has the sickest afro, mans gonna get on working my fro =]


FARNSWORTH BENTLEY - started his career simply as kanye west's umbrella boy and now is BAAAAAAALLIN price example of 'taking nothing and turning it into something'. in my eyes bentley is up there with andré 3000, they have their own steez and buss it rawly. DON!


ill keep adding to this as i think of more people
peaaace
x

2 comments:

Secret Sober Mum said...

HOW COME I ONLY JUST READ THIS ITS SICK. I ♥ Farnsworth Bentley

Anonymous said...

toria needs to be on this list